The Top 1. Rap Songs White People Love. And I mean fucking LOVE. When these songs come on, White People look at each other and say Awwww yeah or Hell yeah and are compelled to sing along. Sometimes theres also a corresponding stupid dance move. Having studied White People for 2. The Top 1. 0 Rap Songs White People Love. Positive K I Got A Man. White Peoples most beloved rap duet. White Girls in particular love this song because it gives them a chance to playfully reject a male suitors advances on the dance floor before blowing him at the end of the night. Its empowering. 9. Digital Underground The Humpty Dance. Humpty Hump was rap musics greatest alter ego and actually a good MC but all White People know and love him for is I like my oatmeal lumpy, and Burger King bathroom. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. Fucking White People. Anti Hacking Software For Windows 7. Biz Markie Just A Friend. Oh my god do White People love this song. Particularly frat boys. Why I dont know. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. California Love By Tupac Shakur Download' title='California Love By Tupac Shakur Download' />Please install the newest Flash Player. Unlike most of his peers on this list, the Biz is a guy long deep in the hip hop scene with lots of cred, yet to White People hell only ever be that fat funny looking black guy with the wig who sings bad. Young MC Bust A Move. I believe there is a law that requires this song be played at every Rock n Bowl. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. Like that the police shut down the bowling alley if it doesnt comply. Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock It Takes Two. Knowing the words up to I get stupid, I mean outrageous is standard and unremarkable. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. Knowing everything up through the hook means youll be frenching at 8. Night. 5. Naughty By Nature Hip Hop Hooray. Before he was shooting porn and marryingdivorcing Pepa a near miss on this list herself, Treach was teaching White People the world over how to wave their arms from side to side above their heads while singing nursery rhymes. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. Hip Hop Hooray is not only a great way to melodically celebrate life, its something to buy airbrushed on a T shirt when youre at the beach for a week on your summer vacation to show that youre down. Tag Team Whoomp There It IsMan, what was the fucking story about this song and the other one that came out at exactly the same time by, I believe, 9. Tupac Shakur, Soundtrack Django Unchained. Born in New York City, Tupac grew up primarily in Harlem. In 1984, his family moved to Baltimore, Maryland where he became. California Love By Tupac Shakur Download' title='California Love By Tupac Shakur Download' />South called Whoot There It Is Somebody fucked somebody else over big time there. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. The weird thing about this song ubiquitous and beloved by Wisconsin grandmothers that it is is that its lyrics contain the words motherfucking, nigga, shit, and references to smoking dank. Crazy I remember watching The Box video network where I learned everything I know about Black People and seeing Tag Teams follow ups to this one Whoomp Si Lo Es and Addams Family Whoomp. Im not kidding. Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby. This one song on the list that White People pretend to only like ironically. Dont be fooled deep down White People still think Ice is 1. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. I remember back in the day battling another sixth grader at the ice skating rink in who could rap the first verse of this song the fastest. The kid was Asian, so I won. House of Pain Jump Around. White People will never be completely comfortable with Black Music so anytime theyre given the opportunity to like a song by one of their own race they go fucking overboard see this record and all five thousand Eminem songs. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. If youve ever seen Black People comedy, youll be familiar with the notion that White People have no rhythm and cant dance. This is true. Thats why they will embrace with both honky arms any song that makes it OK for them to not actually dance during it or that tells them exactly what to do and when to do it. If you go to a club and this fucking song comes on all the White People will literally jump around. I fucking promise you. Duration 805. lilshork 214,434 views. And I mean fucking LOVE. When these songs come on, White People look at each other and say Awwww yeah or Hell yeah and are compelled to sing along. Tupac Amaru Shakur t u p k k r TOOpahk shKOOR born Lesane Parish Crooks June 16, 1971 September 13, 1996, also known by his. Sir Mix A Lot Baby Got Back. Go to a karaoke bar get the song list check the rap section if theres only one song, this is the song every fucking time, this is the song. Either Java. Script is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player. This, like a number of the other rap songs White People love, features prominently sexual themes addressed in a humorous fashion. I think its White Peoples inherent prudish squareness that makes them get all giddy about naughty rapper songs. Honorable Mention. In no particular alphabetical order 2 Live Crew Me So Horny Too dirty for Old White People a significant percentage of All White People to make the list. But man, how times have changed remember the reaction to this shit when it came out Florida was ready to lynch Uncle Luke. Today hes Jeb Bushs golfing buddy. Cent In Da Club Fiddy Arrested Development People Everyday Tennessee has the more famous name but its not the one that fifteen years later is still being played every night in every club in Ecuador and probably other backwards countries too. California Love is a hip hop song by 2Pac featuring Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman. The song was released as 2Pacs comeback single after his release from prison in. Ditto Madonnas Like A Prayer, but thats a different list. Beastie Boys GirlsBrass MonkeyYou Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party White People collectively love all three of these songs but not individually enough to crack the top ten. Black Sheep The Choice Is Yours This Or That Not quite famous enough to make the list, but man is it ever fun to say You can get with this or you can get with that a hundred times in three minutes. Juvenile Back That Azz Up As you can see, its basically impossible for White People to truly love your rap song if its less than a decade old. Still, Juvenile got close with this one which features a verse from a significantly Lil er Wayne. Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz Get Low HHH v. Nelly Hot in Herre Again with the whites getting titillated by suggestive lyrics. Nelly is the white Justin Timberlake. Notorious B. I. G. Big Poppa You know, cause White People can be 3. Puff Daddy Its All About The Benjamins Diddy Salt n Pepa Push It This and Lets Talk About Sex ruled the roller rinks back in the day but neither could get these gals into the Top 1. Still, much respect to the pair or triumvirate if you count Spinderellas stinking ass for being the women that got the closest. Tone Loc Wild Thing Wild Thing or Funky Cold Medina Wild gets the nod since the only words 9. Funky Cold Medina are Funky Cold Medina. Tupac Shakur California Love Had to have a 2. Pac song on this list. I think White People love Pac because he makes them feel like theyve lost a friend to gang violence. Will Smith Gettin Jiggy Wit It Ironically, just not jiggy enough to make the list and yes I know Nas wrote it.